It's not broken, just dented. I believe that after the dust settles following any bumps in life, I will say "It's not broken, just dented'.

Today’s funny lines are brought to you by, Daphne Lim!

Situation #1:

We were looking around at hairbands and hairclips, when we noticed the current trend of having feathers in your hair accessories.

Me: hahaha Daph, please please use this *pointing to an especially befeathered hairband*

Daph: wahh cannotlah, wait people allergic die.

Me: Oh are u allergic to feathers?

Daph: No, I’m allergic to style.

Situation #2

We were at Hutan Rekriasi, and we reached one of the new equipments. It’s like those skiing machines, where u stand on it and move your legs back and forth like you were walking.

Daphne gets on the machine.

Me: Hey the signs says ‘dilarang menghayunkan kedua-dua kaki pada masa yang sama/ It’s strictly forbidden to swing both legs back and forth simultaneously.

Daphne: Oooh okay I;ll do that, swing swing! * Daphne’s swings both legs back and forth simultaneously*

Me: Hey, you’re a rebel! You’re going against the rules!

Daphne: No, I’m not a rebel, I’m just too stupid to understand the rules.